Pizza Story

Make a story about a guy making a pizza. The first person has to make a positive part and the next person has to make a negative part an so on and so forth. e.g. I decided to make a pizza. But i didnt have all the ingredients. So i went to the store. But forgot my wallet. But someone just gave me 20 bucks. But it turns out it was conterfeit. etc. the story CANNOT end and must be atleast slightly pizza related.

Ok...

A guy called Louis got a job at a Pizza restaurant, he was the delivery guy.

(Lol, I guess you mean I got that job!)
But he got a delivery bike instead of a delivery scooter.

But he was very good at cycling so he didn't think of it as any trouble.

Except he had robot legs and they kept malfunctioning.

but the legs powered the bike up to 35 KM an hour

But the bike was crappy so when he first tried it, it broke.

But then the company relised the trouble he was going throug, so they got him a scooter instead.

But the scooter was completely pink, so he had to go around in it.

But he got it completely customised and made it look awsome for only 5 dollars!

But when it started raining all the paint came off and everyone started laughing at him.

so he prayed and God gave him an Aston Martin DB9 Vantage like James Bonds' one and he was so happy.

But then his town was bombed when he was on holidays in the Bermuda Triangle and his car was blown up.

But he was smart enough to pay an insurance, which paid back all the car and house cost.

But then he was fired because the car didnt have the company logo so he found a job in a Pizzaria called Numero Uno's and he made pizza. (Numero Uno's is an actuall pizzeria in my town, its my faverourite place to go for food)

but no one came to his place, so he had to close it. but he found a check of 10Billion Dollars on the floor, and with this money he took over Pizza Hut.

That was good and bad, so ill have to make a negitive comment.

But McDonalds sued pizza hut for some reason and he couldnt pay rent and he was kicked out.. Jobless and Homeless

But then he sued McDonalds back for another reason, and he was given the ownership of McDonalds.

But when he tried to sell McPizzas he lost costumers and McDonalds closed done forever.

so he decided to beat the record of the biggest pizza in the world.

But when Marco was tasting it he said it didnt taste like pizza and he didne make it into the records book. (Marco's Italion, he should know)

But then Marco's supperior tasted it and loved it!! So it made the records book

But then GWR went backrupt and they didnt have enough pages in the book to fit it in

Then they made a special edition later and the record was in it

But he couldnt aford a copy of the book