King of the Hill

This game is easy.. Yous start by taking the hill from somebocy in whatever way you want. But you cant just say I took the hill off (person), you have to come up with a descent way of taking it, then you have to guard it in whatever way you want and at the end of the post, if you have the hill, you say "My Hill".
Ill start.

I made the hill and I guard it with Chuck Norris and a beebee gun.
My hill.

frankypicoto gently asks dark vader to destroy zurkon's hill, when dark vader's done frankypicoto asks him to make a new and better hill and then guard it with all his army...he then gets a throne for franky and franky sits happily at the top of the hill watching the army kill a spider (she's afraid of spiders :/)

1) You didnt say how you got past Chuck Norriss and his beebee gun
2) You didnt post "my Hill" at the end of your post, which makes the hill up for grabs!
I take the free hill!

My Hill!

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Zurkon didn't protect the Hill so...franky gets Spam haters to take over Zurkon's hill and she gets the hill. My Hill!!

I send an even bigger spam-loving army to take the hill, give it to me and protect it.
My hill.

frankypicoto hosts a spamming day in China and all the spam-lovers leave the hill unprotected...then she gets all her fans..(100,000 000 or more) to portect the hill for her
MI HILL!!!

I use the "HILL FILE" In my computer to delete the hill. I then make a new one on paintshop pro and guard it with aliens who have guns with will vapourise anything in sight. Anyone close by will be dead before they hit the floor.

I deleted ur post.. HAHAHA!!!

My hill

you know...that's just cheating

Lol, dont worry, I wont do it again Franky. Im gonna give you one free double post for that!

Ok then

But u still have to take my hill!

Zurkon didn't protect his hill so...frankypicoto got her crew!! to kick zurkon out and she got the hill and protected it with ninjas!! MY HILL!!!

marcchelala shouts BANANAS from the valley and all Ninjas run to the valley to get the best bananas. frankypicoto escapes and marcchelala takes the hill and guards it with heavy artillery and Surveillance Cameras and 1Million Elites Soldiers.

My Hill!

I send a fleet of matter converting aliens to secretly destroy all you security and I have them guard the hill while its in my Super Awsome of Warehouse Epic Spam and Doom!!!
(AKA SAWESD, which is guarded by ten inches of missile proof walls, including the roof, and it is buried in the core of the earth and the only way you can get there is through a secret passage inside an extinct volcanoe which nobody knows about.. U also need a password )
My hill

marcchelala Sends a H-Type Nuclear Bomb of 100 Terratons of blast power, which melts the defense and incinerates Zurkon. Then places around the hill a transparent "bell" of 1km of diameter and 800m high, made of "transparent titanium" 10 meters thick, but let the air pass. It's anti-nuclear bomb, anti-missile, bulletproof, invasion proof, everything-proof.

MY HILL!

Some wierd hobo necromances me and he bribes marc with drugs to take down his security for one day in which I take my oppertunity to take the hill and guard it with all the things we have usedfor guarding so far (That would be chuck norris with a beebee gun, spammers, all the stuff marc mentioned, ninjas with bananas and matter converting aliens)

marcchelala comes with Jack Bauer who kills 95% of Zurkon's security, and arrests the 5% left and takes them in for torture and questioning. marcchelala conquers the hill and transforms it into a abstract illusion for all intruders.
MY HILL!

I find the hill with my GPS, and I get an illusionist to put it back to normal.
I then take the hill and use my godly powers to become the hill..
My hill... sort of

I get beeped by an unknown power, and I realize that God is going on vacation and that he handed me his powers, so I transform zurkon back into himself and kick him out of his hill and trap him on an abandoned island, i then conquer the hill and protect it with my godly powers.

God is back and relises the mass destruction you have created. He banishes you from ever having any powers again. even strength.. i then go back into the hill using my godly poswers, and let ppl take me.. I want to be the hill because the hill gets to go everywhere and be protected and stuff, its really cool. Also because Im the hill it is now a zill (zurkon hill)...

marcchelala drops a big drop of "anti-matière" or whatever it is in english, and it annihilates itself, and blows the hill up. zurkon dies, with no chance whatsoever of revival, or becoming a phantom or ghost or anything, and marcchelala takes the hill forever!

MY HILL

Emmm.. Im a god... I cant die. So whatever it is that happened never happened cuz I cant die. So technically Im still the hill, meaning you have me, but if you ask nicely Ill help protect me from Franky or anyone else..

Franky gets GOD to take zurkon and marcchelala to the moon and takes over the hill...then GOD likes her so much he offers to protect the hill for her..! MY HILL!!!

I disscuss things with God.. No more Godly powers and no more anything to do with God.. And just for the sake of it, he gives me the hill and protects it with angry women.