Make-A-Wish

In this game, you simply make a wish. Basically, somebody makes a wish and you have to find a way of destroying that wish. Then, once you have destroyed the wish, you can make a wish. Heres an example:
Person 1: I wish I had every video game on earth.
Person 2: Wish granted, but they are all pirates and you are sentenced to life in jail and a fine of 1000000000 dollars. I wish...............

Get the picture? Ill start it off:
I wish I had a cherry red ferarri.

Wish granted...have fun with your key ring ferrari.

I wish I had one of those new environment friendly apple laptops.

Wish granted, now everyone thinks your a green geek and everyone hates you.
I wish I had an iPhone.

(why the hell would they hate me for trying to save the world )

Wish Granted...you got the new twilight iPod with the movie, the songs and everything else about twilight haha

I wish Chinese children weren't treated as slaves.

Granted, they are now treated as cats (Chinese people eat cats)

I wish I was a record braker!

Wish Granted!! You won the medal for most worthless living creature in the planet. not my fault :/

I wish I had a PS3!

Granted, but then the ps4 comes out and there are no more ps3 games left in the world

I wish they made good ps3 games

Wish granted!
Ooops...I misread your wish and now they're all religious ps3 games

I wish Karsten would hurry up with the banner

Granted... But its terrible (Im very sorry Karst, Im sure itll be fine)

I wish we had a leprechaun smiley

Wish granted...But its awful and it hijacks the website.

I wish school started at 12pm

Granted... But it finishes at 12am.

I wish everyone stoped overreacting about swineflu

wish granted...now people are worried about meningitus :O

I wish Ms. Martin would give me a free ice-cream

wish granted... but the ice cream melted and fell on the floor.
I wish I had a Palm Pre GSM.

Granted.. But the wish fairy malfuntions and you get toast instead.

I wish I could find out how to put the irc link onto the menu bar.

granted... but the genie isn't a fluent english speaker and wrote the IRC Link on the Food Menu of the restaurant across the street.

I wish I could get a MacBook

granted.. but the wish fairy doesnt know what that is and takes it back for inspection

I wish my science teacher had another mini-rage (u should have been there, his head looked like it was about to explode!!!)

granted... but this was also accompanied by H1N1, and now you're all contaminated.

I wish School wasn't so boring.

Granted.. It is not so boring now, it is now boring to the extreme

I wish I had more spammers spamming here

granted... but forumotion admins closed down the forum because it overcluttered their database.

I wish I could see the future and know what i should specialize in at university.

Granted.. But it sais you shouldnt specialize in anything because your a hopeless case!

I wish I was clever.

granted. Your IQ started rising to 140 .... 160.... 180(more than Einstein already)....200....280 but then a problem rose and instead of type get to 300 you got down to 30, and now are dumber than a monkey.

I wish weekdays become weekends and weekends weekdays (which means 5 days no school, and only 2 days of school).

Granted, but during the weekday of two days you dont go home and you study and learn day and night!

I wish I had a better history teacher

granted... now you have a pig teaching you history

I wish I could stop time whenever I want.

Granted.. But you can only stop it for a nanosecond

I wish I had more time to spam

Wish granted now you have NO life and are stuck in a room with a computer that only lets you access "CupCakePowerForums"

I wish I didn't have a english test tomorrow.