3 word story

this group called

The Nights of

the Spam Table

and he was

really stupid to

step on the

trap. He realised

that for some

Ok, so I did some work and made it into a story with paragraphs.. I had to do a incy wincy bit of changing so that it would make sense, but only one or two words were edited so it's not completely different.. So, now you guys can see how awesomely random we are!!!
3 WORD STORY…

The king was busy at work, while the little minions did all the hard work and they even wiped the kings ass for him! So, one day when the minions were busy working, something big was happening… The king had just received a message from the prince of Hyrule. The message was trapped and he had to abandon everything he got for Christmas and started crying. So he set the Christmas party presents back in the plastic bag from whence they got into.
Now, in order to take it (the message) out to China so that King Kong receive his Christmas presents and open Santa’s special present and the trapped message, he had to take a plane. When the private jet arrived for the president, the king decided he should get a Christmas present for the president that looked like the statue of liberty, so he sent a messenger to give the good news to the President of the USA, so that he, a noble prize winner, would give the king a special statue to symbolize peace and love in his country, which was very rich in peace and harmony since the 1990 treaty of the nation. The president will now give the statue to the French president that won the Olympics for ruling.
When the statue fell into the river, everyone panicked and the king almost fainted but instead he got several face-palms and a few punches, as well as a glass of champagne, a bowel of candy, a Mars bar and a KitKat, which flew into the window of the king. He was heart broken and desperate so he started throwing stones into the pit of no return, the same one where big foot lived.
The Himalayan region was his favourite area of the entire whole World Wide Web (WWW), so he decided to go there and then go into this group called the Knights of the Spammy Table, and he was really stupid to step into that trap.
He realised that for some

The king was busy at work, while the little minions did all the hard work and they even wiped the kings ass for him! So, one day when the minions were busy working, something big was happening… The king had just received a message from the prince of Hyrule. The message was trapped and he had to abandon everything he got for Christmas and started crying. So he set the Christmas party presents back in the plastic bag from whence they got into.
Now, in order to take it (the message) out to China so that King Kong receive his Christmas presents and open Santa’s special present and the trapped message, he had to take a plane. When the private jet arrived for the president, the king decided he should get a Christmas present for the president that looked like the statue of liberty, so he sent a messenger to give the good news to the President of the USA, so that he, a noble prize winner, would give the king a special statue to symbolize peace and love in his country, which was very rich in peace and harmony since the 1990 treaty of the nation. The president will now give the statue to the French president that won the Olympics for ruling.
When the statue fell into the river, everyone panicked and the king almost fainted but instead he got several face-palms and a few punches, as well as a glass of champagne, a bowel of candy, a Mars bar and a KitKat, which flew into the window of the king. He was heart broken and desperate so he started throwing stones into the pit of no return, the same one where big foot lived.
The Himalayan region was his favourite area of the entire whole World Wide Web (WWW), so he decided to go there and then go into this group called the Knights of the Spammy Table, and he was really stupid to step into that trap.
He realised that for some things were meant

to soon end.

As usual, the

end wasn't actually

as neat as

it was as

suppose to be.

An entire plate

with people in

the dark room

was lit up (Guys, try to make it make sence, I had to change it as it said:
"As usuall the end wasn't actually as neat as it was supposed to be an entire plate with people in the dark room." As one sentence, it makes no sense, so I made the end of the sentence into the beggining of one..
"As usuall, the end wasn't actually as neat as it was supposed to be. An entire plate with people in the dark room was lit up"

(That's the catch its not suppose to make sense )
so they had

several jars of

salt from sea (don't know if it fits in)

that they would

transport to the